This Entry is RPSH

March 2, 2012
If you've ever been to the Off Topic Discussions forum, chances are you've heard of a guy named Acebopata (alternately Halstar, The Rebirth of Acebopata, Holi Sepa, and The Elderly One). Out of all the people on the Warriors & Seekers Official Message Board, he probably annoys me the most.
He has created a term called 'RPSH', which is an acronym for 'Religious-Political-Scientific-Historical'. He uses it very frequently, and he's the only person who uses it. I'm sure half of the people on the forums don't even know what it means. Basically, he refuses to participate in anything he considers too RPSH. This includes Warriors-- it's too spiritual for his taste, what with StarClan, the prophecies, and the reincarnations (I'm not even sure why he goes on that website). He says that if his teachers ever read or showed Harry Potter books or movies to the class, he'd go out into the hall. Another thing he deems RPSH is the newer generations of Pokemon. He doesn't approve of how some of the more recent Legendary Pokemon are considered deities. Skyrim is also too RPSH, but he didn't give a reason why-- is it because Tamriel has its own deities, god forbid? "I get enough spirituality from other things; I don't need it in my entertainment!" he insists. Yet he's perfectly fine with The Chronicles of Narnia, and most of the books he reads involve the Bible. Notice how both of these things are Christian or reference Christianity. He's perfectly fine with spirituality in his entertainment-- it just has to involve his own religion. I find it pathetic how he considers the aforementioned items offensive. They take place in different worlds, involve different made up cultures, or are about different animals; does he really expect them to be Christian? And why should they not include faith whatsoever? There are other beliefs besides Christianity, and heck, some of them existed long before it. He probably feels the same way about these different real world religions. He's an ignorant, intolerant, hypocritical bastard... that's all there is to it.
Even without his opinions on spirituality and so forth, he'd still round out to be an extremely annoying forum-goer. He's nineteen years old (which is weird enough), and he constantly complains about how he feels old, which is also evident in his alias "The Elderly One". If he thinks he's so elderly in his late teens, what is he going to do when he's fifty?
He constantly advertises and brings up his fan clan, which is named "Fedex-clan". I have no idea why he chose to give it that name-- it's definitely one of the weirdest clan names I've seen. What's worse is that he almost named it "NASCARclan". Yup, he's also obsessed with NASCAR-- or as my mom calls it, "Redneck Games". In Fedex-clan, he has three rules against anything RPSH. He also has this list of grammatical advice, and it's clear that he doesn't even know what he's talking about. He says to use parenthesis with dialogue, and his example of a dialogue sentence is,  "But Mama, I want to go out and play with Wildstar." Bluekit whined. Now, this could be correct, if Bluekit's whine was a separate action from the dialogue. It's obvious that he intends for it to be a continuation of the same sentence, though. He also recommends using spell check, even though he frequently makes spelling errors.
He wants to develop his own gaming console, called the "Solar Gamunis". He submitted his ideas for the system to Wal-Mart of all places. The first game he intends to make for this console is a My Little Pony game. He also wants to improve Pokemon one day, and make it less RPSH.
He claims to have gotten an injury when he was young, and therefore he cannot work or go to college. He's restricted to "helping people on the Internet, watching NASCAR, and writing". I wonder just what kind of injury this is... that may explain a lot of things. He says he wants to become a janitor someday, or a preacher-- no surprise there.
I told my mom about Acebopata the other day. "... Stay away from him," she said.
 

Monochrome Drama

February 26, 2012
Yesterday, the sequel... er, sequels to Pokemon Black Version and Pokemon White Version were announced. To everyone's surprise, the next game would not be titled Pokemon Gray Version; rather, two games would be released-- Pokemon Black 2 and Pokemon White 2.



The mascots are shown to be strange creatures that resemble a cross between Kyurem and Zekrom and Kyurem and Reshiram, respectively. They appear to be referencing the Unova myth that Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem were once one great dragon-...
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Year of the Dragon

February 22, 2012
The elusive Draik is one of the most sought after Neopets on the site. While three other draconic pets are offered on the site, the Draik stands out among the rest; the Skeith is a monster type thing that looks like an obese bulldog with dragon features, the Shoyru looks more like a Mew than anything else, and the Scorchio is a pudgy little dragon whose looks were completely destroyed when all the art was updated. The Draik is certainly the most draconic of the three, and arguably the best lo...
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House of Horrors

February 5, 2012
The other day, I decided to start playing Habitarium on Neopets; in the past, I always thought it was pointless and dull, but you can actually potentially rake in a huge sum of Neopoints from it; up to 100,000 Neopoints a day once you get to level 50. It requires little interaction; you can leave it open on another tab all day, and only check in on it every so often.
When I started playing, all of my bugs were dead; in the past I had created a Habitarium, but I got to level two and just ditche...
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Stripes Unleashed

January 11, 2012
There's a side to Stripes that I didn't delve into in last year's entry, mostly because I knew little of this nature. But now that I sit near her every other day in lunch, I've been exposed to her true character. And I'd say it's even worse than what I already knew about her.
First of all, she's unhealthily obsessed with anything gay. She's even worse than Emily, who was bad enough. She can make any conversation turn gay, and she's always talking about her favorite yaoi pairings. She's apparen...
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Clash in the Cafeteria

January 6, 2012
It was a B day, and since Sam moved away, I had no choice but to sit in my emo corner. Unfortunately, someone's shoes were sitting in a grocery bag on the table I usually eat at. There were four little tables against that wall, so I decided to sit at the one next to it. Some kind of weird instinctual thing told me to sit on the side opposite of my usual table. I then got up to get my food. The featured entree was grilled cheese, which I guess was okay. Otherwise, I'd have to get a gross sub o...
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2011

December 28, 2011
JANUARY
All of the blooming roleplays didn't last long after their inceptions, and instead our main roleplay throughout the month of January was Zodians, a rare, non-Pokemon roleplay for once. We found out the English names of all the Black and White Pokemon this month.
FEBRUARY
Everyone suddenly really got into Neopets this month, and thus our main roleplay at the time was The Reviving Darkness, a spin on the Darkest Faerie video game. I started uploading a series of TDF walkthroughs to Youtub...

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A Fruitful Christmas

December 25, 2011
Here's all the stuff I got for Christmas this year:

A new radio (I'm not sure if this counts, since I got it super early)
A framed picture of a black panther (I also got this really early)
A Pokemon Black & White calendar
A Reshiram TCG box
A $10 Neocash card
A Cancer necklace (the zodiac sign)
A bag of assorted Lindor truffles
Some kind of chocolate bar
Gummy soda bottles
Skyrim
Skyrim strategy guide
An MP3 player
A Zekrom shirt
An ouroboros necklace
A Ripley's Believe It or Not book
A book about big cats
Fu...
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The Secrets are Revealed

December 22, 2011
Upon the closing of Plasma's Folly, I promised to reveal all of the plot twists I currently have in my head. I'll also provide an explanation as to where they fit in with the plot, and why I chose to use them.

# 1 - Ghetsis is a Genesect Hybrid
This was probably the easiest twist to guess, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of you figured it out beforehand. It was frequently hinted at, the most obvious example of Ghetsis's desire to become a hybrid being found here:
Ghetsis silently crept up be...
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I Took an Arrow in the Knee

December 21, 2011
I've been hearing a lot about this video game called 'Skyrim' lately. From all the hype it was getting, I originally thought it was a Call of Duty game. I soon found out that it was part of a different franchise I rarely ever hear about called 'The Elder Scrolls'. I didn't know much about the aforementioned franchise, other than it was some kind of fantasy RPG. A few days ago I decided to look Skyrim up, and it actually sounded sort of interesting. When we were out shopping last Saturda...
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