Jo claims that she is a number of Pokemon, these include but are most likely not limited to:

-Mankey
-Primeape
-Golbat
-Staraptor
-Pinsir
-Mudkip

She also says that I have multiple forms, these include:

-Scyther
-Charizard
-Lucario
-Darkrai

I have no idea where she gets this from.

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Jo had fish sticks for lunch, apparently... well, she made the decision of leaving her food out on the table, and guess who got to them instantly? None other than the sneaky, evil, Jackie.

Jo had five fish sticks left on her plate; Jackie swiped three of them and started on a fourth before Jo found out.


Who, me?

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Today we went to take care of my mom's friend's cats, Tiffany, Surry, and Ashley. Everything was normal, until my mom left for five minutes to water the garden.

Then mayhem happened.

Jo started torturing the cats. She grabbed Surry and smashed her against the ground before sitting on top of her. She ran over to Ashley, who was sitting on the top of a chair, and grabbed her front legs and started swinging them around, almost knocking the poor cat off the chair. She went over to Tiffany, picked ...
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Oh boy, more creepypasta.

Well, I asked Jo if she wanted me to read her a creepypasta story, and she said yes. She laughed at the term 'creepypasta' but when I finished reading, she wasn't laughing anymore!

This is the creepypasta I read her.

Okay, I have to admit it was weird, but not at all scary. But that's not what Jo felt. Her immediate response was, 'Wow' in a blank tone. She stared up at me, her eyes wide. I could sense that she was terrified, but she didn't want to admit it. I asked her ...
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