Triceratops Troubles

October 26, 2010
Yesterday, we went shopping for Jo's Halloween costume. She said she wanted to be a dinosaur; a triceratops to be specific. I remembered seeing  triceratops suit at Toys R Us, so we headed there first. Unfortunately for Jo, the triceratops suit was for babies or toddlers. She started pouting, and refused any other costume we pointed out to her there. We then decided to head over to Party City in search of a dinosaur suit.
Man, it was crowded there. Well, in the Halloween aisle, anyway; every other aisle was deserted. We had no luck there, mainly due to the swarms of people. We then headed across the street to a temporary store called Spirit Halloween or something.
Spirit Halloween is a pretty awesome store. It's loaded with tons of costumes and everything Halloween. But, Jo still didn't like anything there, and they didn't have a single dinosaur suit, aside from an adult Rex from Toy Story costume. We spent forever in there, circling around and around in search of a costume Jo liked.
We didn't get anywhere, so we headed over to a Halloween store in the mall... if Spirit Halloween didn't have anything, I don't see how that store could, but whatever. They had these pretty sweet animal masks in the back; an eagle, a zebra, a dog, a horse, an elephant, a giraffe, a frog... but Jo thought they were creepy. When we were about to give up, Jo found a werewolf mask that she took a liking to. It was one of those werewolves with the flat faces, the kind I hate. But my mom bought it without question; at least we found SOMETHING she liked...

 

That Darn Cresselia

October 11, 2010
If you're not familiar with That Darn Cresselia... here you go: That Darn Cresselia

I swear, Jo is OBSESSED with that video. I mean, it's funny the first few times... it was random enough to make me laugh. But Jo... she's made me watch it with her at least 50 times. She thinks it's the funniest thing in the world, and she runs around quoting it constantly.

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HEY GAIZ!

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Venus Flytraps Like Cat Food?

September 29, 2010
Ever since Jo found out Carnivine's origin, she's wanted a venus flytrap. My mom said she could have one, if we found one. So at a bookstore, I saw a little grow-your-own-venus-flytrap kit, and I pointed it out to them. My mom bought it, Jo planted it, and... it never grew. What a rip off :/
Well, the other day, my mom came home with a venus flytrap that had already grown in a pot. Jo was overjoyed. She wanted to feed it right away. So my mom decided to feed it CAT FOOD.
... I'm really not sure...
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A Scare

September 2, 2010
So, Jo, my mom and I were at Wal-Mart-- my mom wanted to try on some clothes and stuff, so she let me take Jo to the toy section. We've gone there plenty of times by ourselves before, no big problem. However, this time was different...
We started out in the doll aisle. They were displaying a Barbie doll that had a built in camera or some crap, and Jo and I were fooling around with it. Then we went to the little kid aisle, where Jo turned on five Chicken Dance Elmos at once. We went to some oth...
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Jo's Many Forms

August 28, 2010
Jo claims that she is a number of Pokemon, these include but are most likely not limited to:

-Mankey
-Primeape
-Golbat
-Staraptor
-Pinsir
-Mudkip

She also says that I have multiple forms, these include:

-Scyther
-Charizard
-Lucario
-Darkrai

I have no idea where she gets this from.

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Fish Sticks

August 25, 2010
Jo had fish sticks for lunch, apparently... well, she made the decision of leaving her food out on the table, and guess who got to them instantly? None other than the sneaky, evil, Jackie.

Jo had five fish sticks left on her plate; Jackie swiped three of them and started on a fourth before Jo found out.


Who, me?

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Animal Cruelty

August 20, 2010
Today we went to take care of my mom's friend's cats, Tiffany, Surry, and Ashley. Everything was normal, until my mom left for five minutes to water the garden.

Then mayhem happened.

Jo started torturing the cats. She grabbed Surry and smashed her against the ground before sitting on top of her. She ran over to Ashley, who was sitting on the top of a chair, and grabbed her front legs and started swinging them around, almost knocking the poor cat off the chair. She went over to Tiffany, picked ...
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Lost Silver

August 20, 2010
Oh boy, more creepypasta.

Well, I asked Jo if she wanted me to read her a creepypasta story, and she said yes. She laughed at the term 'creepypasta' but when I finished reading, she wasn't laughing anymore!

This is the creepypasta I read her.

Okay, I have to admit it was weird, but not at all scary. But that's not what Jo felt. Her immediate response was, 'Wow' in a blank tone. She stared up at me, her eyes wide. I could sense that she was terrified, but she didn't want to admit it. I asked her ...
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A wild Lucario appeared!


The Muffin Lucario The Jo Chronicles blog features the various misadventures of my eight year old sister, Jo (formerly known as Musk Ox). If you're wondering why this blog is second on the list, it's because Jo begged me :/
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