I give most of my dreams titles, but I'm stumped on this one. It was just... so random.
In the beginning of the dream, I was with this guy who could apparently transform into anything. I, for some reason, could make purple fire spring from my hands, but I was envious of his power. He told me that I might actually be able to shapeshift if I tried hard enough. I suddenly warped into my old closet (which was apparently still mine), where I had a plethora of animal masks on the top shelf. I grabbed a bald eagle one, and placed it over my head. Then I threw on a fluffy brown coat. I figured that since I was so inexperienced with transformation, the mask and coat would guide my body in the right direction while shifting... if it worked. Not knowing what to do, I experimentally tensed my muscles, and focused hard on an image of a bald eagle in my mind. To my disbelief, I began growing smaller. I felt all my bones shifting, and feathers forming on my body. A pointy beak protruded from my face. It was a very long and somewhat stressful process, but it payed off. Eventually, I had become a bald eagle. For a moment, I stood there, stunned. But then, I began to grow again. All my feathers shrank back into my skin. My bones rearranged themselves again, and my beak disappeared. While the transformation into the eagle had been drawn out and difficult, my change back into a human was over quickly and was completely against my will. I didn't care, though... I had actually shapeshifted! I was really excited; I imagined myself shapeshifting a bit every day until I was skilled enough as that boy, so my transformation into whatever I wanted to become would be swift, and I could stay as that creature for as long as I want. I was too tired and excited to try to become something else, so I plopped down in front of the computer. I was on the forums, and I started browsing through the Off Topic Discussions. I found this thread about how these new avatars were apparently released, and I clicked on it out of curiosity and began scrolling through it, starting with the last page; it had become a pretty large topic. Some people had posted some of the new avatars, which there were apparently a lot of. Most of them looked like fanart made by people on the forums. I subconsciously wished that one of my drawings could be turned into an avatar. I had made my way through several pages, but when I tried to get on one page, this weird message popped up. It said my computer had blocked the website for whatever reason, and to unblock it I had to go to this built in manual on the computer. At the bottom of the page was a link to this so-called manual. I read through each page, trying to find out what to do. A lot of the pages were about what to do if the computer got a certain virus. I recall one virus it explained being called the 'Mom Virus'. It showed this illustration of a cartoony looking woman holding a phone. Below the picture, it showed a pop-up box that said something like, "Should Mom clean your computer now?" There were two options, yes and no. The text under it read, "If your computer has extracted the Mom Virus, there isn't really much you can do. No matter what you click on the pop-up box, your hard drive will be wiped clean of everything. Restarting the computer without selecting an option will not do any good; once you extract the virus, it's all over." Gee, that's helpful. I eventually found a page that explained what to do in my situation, and I quickly followed the instructions. The page was successfully unblocked. After that happened, the dream changed scenes yet again. I can't remember where I was at first during this part, but one thing was for sure; Mr. Krabs had lost his shell. Yes, apparently now he was a hermit crab. So Jo and I went on a hunt for a new shell for him. I then got on a bus, and it took me to this large meadow with a deep depression... why do I keep having dreams about grassy areas with depressions in them? At the top of the hill was a wooden shelter area, and some woman was giving instructions to a large crowd; perhaps this was another field trip? It was there that I met up with this dark fairy. She had purplish blue skin, and black horns extending from her head. Her hair was long and dark, and she had blood red eyes and fangs sprouting from her mouth. She wore a royal purple and black dress made of velvet, and a ruby brooch around her neck. Tiny demonic wings fluttered at her shoulders. She wasn't very tall at all; her head was about as big as her body. She said something to me, and then the two of us warped into my old room. The animal masks were still in my closet, and I really wanted to try to turn into a snake. The fairy told me that we had to look for Mr. Krabs' shell, and we had no time for stuff like that. We soon found a small white shell by my dresser; the fairy said it was perfect for Mr. Krabs. Something then happened to it-- I believe it broke. The fairy and I started to hunt for another one, and soon found a small white shell identical to the last one in this huge box of Legos. Some stuff happened after that, but I can't really remember what. Then, the fairy and I realized something; we had no clue where Mr. Krabs was, so we couldn't give him his shell! I had an idea. I grabbed the fairy's wallet when she wasn't looking, and withdrew a fifty dollar bill. I waved it in the air behind the fairy's back so she wouldn't notice. The dream changed scenes again. Jo and I were eating dinner; macaroni and cheese and mashed potatoes. Jo also had a glass of grapefruit juice. Without saying a word, she walked over to my plate, her juice in hand. She slowly poured it onto my mashed potatoes, and then my macaroni. I started screaming at her for wasting good food. The dream then abruptly ended.