Boyfriends
October 24, 2011
Jo is what you could call a shipper. She loves shipping me with everything and anything. She takes everything I say about male characters and considers them as hints toward some kind of romantic relationship. She'll be like, '_____ is your boyfriend~' I have no idea why, but she does that all the time. And you know me; I just don't crush on fictional characters. Maybe that bothers her, because almost everyone else does. I guess she thinks I have a secret fictional crush, and she's determined to find it. Well... she's definitely doing it wrong.
The first character she shipped me with was Falco Lombardi. FALCO! The anthromorphic blue falcon from Star Fox! What, does she think I'm a furry or something? Her evidence? He's my favorite character to play as in Super Smash Bros. Oh, and one time I drew him. That alone clearly points out that he is my 'boyfriend'.
If you think Falco was bad, wait till you hear the next one. Actually, you probably already have. When I was voice chatting with Rainy, Feather, and Dapple, Jo suddenly shouts "Barry the Chopper is Kim's boyfriend!" What. Barry the Chopper? Seriously... what. Just... what kind of guys does she think I'm into? This dude is a serial killer who murdered his own wife. A serial killer. Yeah, I'd totally fall for a guy who's going to butcher me up the next day. Awesome. Oh, and he's a crossdresser, too. Not to mention the fact that he's ugly. And he's way too old for me, as with my other example. And they're also both fictional characters, yet she takes this really seriously. I don't even think Jo's referring to Barry's human shape from the original anime when she says I like him. She's talking about the armor. Which is... even worse. Her evidence for this relationship? Again, I drew him. Also, an apparently huge hint at our love is that I kept chanting his name again and again while I was drawing him because I was trying to annoy Jo.
Yeah, Jo's weird. It disturbs me that she thinks of me this way. I'm really surprised she didn't ship me Excalibur, Crona, or Envy.
The first character she shipped me with was Falco Lombardi. FALCO! The anthromorphic blue falcon from Star Fox! What, does she think I'm a furry or something? Her evidence? He's my favorite character to play as in Super Smash Bros. Oh, and one time I drew him. That alone clearly points out that he is my 'boyfriend'.
If you think Falco was bad, wait till you hear the next one. Actually, you probably already have. When I was voice chatting with Rainy, Feather, and Dapple, Jo suddenly shouts "Barry the Chopper is Kim's boyfriend!" What. Barry the Chopper? Seriously... what. Just... what kind of guys does she think I'm into? This dude is a serial killer who murdered his own wife. A serial killer. Yeah, I'd totally fall for a guy who's going to butcher me up the next day. Awesome. Oh, and he's a crossdresser, too. Not to mention the fact that he's ugly. And he's way too old for me, as with my other example. And they're also both fictional characters, yet she takes this really seriously. I don't even think Jo's referring to Barry's human shape from the original anime when she says I like him. She's talking about the armor. Which is... even worse. Her evidence for this relationship? Again, I drew him. Also, an apparently huge hint at our love is that I kept chanting his name again and again while I was drawing him because I was trying to annoy Jo.
Yeah, Jo's weird. It disturbs me that she thinks of me this way. I'm really surprised she didn't ship me Excalibur, Crona, or Envy.
Posted by The Muffin Lucario.
The Jo Chronicles blog features the various misadventures of my eight year old sister, Jo (formerly known as Musk Ox). If you're wondering why this blog is second on the list, it's because Jo begged me :/
